Steelpulse Advisors

If Your Business Affairs Are Under Siege,
At Any Hour of the Day or Night, on Weekends
Even During Holidays, Call For Swift Service.

Available 24/7,
Immediate, Professional Corporate Advisory, Tax Advisory, Financial Advisory, Business Coaching, Company & Statutory Compliance services
Same Rate in the Evenings, on Weekends and Holidays
Performance-Guaranteed Service
Or your MoneyBack

A Full Service Audit On Your Business Challenge Or Opportunity
Full Prescription After An Extensive Diagnosis And Examination During or After A Consultation Session

Hey,

I know how busy you must be. If you would spare me 9 minutes of your time, we could do a lot of good together. 3 items I would like to share with you.

1st item, Your CORPORATE ADVISORY hiccups…

If you’re experiencing Corporate Advisory challenges,
If you’re battling with Due Diligence Issues,
If your Investment portfolio dropped like a stone,
If your Divestment strategy has been blown to smithereens,
If your investment vehicle has been compromised,
If you’re wrestling with your scenario planning exercise,
If your Business Systems and Procedures have gone rogue, or compromised,
If you would like to outsource your Corporate Advisory portfolio,
Or if you’re seeking a Corporate Advisor,

What is giving you grief? And, how can I REALLY help you eliminate your pain points?

2nd Item, TAX ADVISORY glitches…

If you suffered Tax challenges,
If you breached your Tax Compliance and Reporting Obligations,
If you failed your Tax Compliance Audit,
If you’re under Investigation or Tax Audit,
If you’re battling with a Tax Penalty or Dispute,
If you need a transaction tax review or a tax implication analysis done of your proposed business transaction or project,
If your Tax affairs are not PROPERLY planned,
If you would like to outsource your Tax portfolio,
Or if you’re seeking a Tax Advisor or Representative,

Does this relate to your situation? Hopefully, you’re not in a swamp. Help me understand what you’re dealing with.

3rd item, FINANCIAL ADVISORY Issues…

If you’re experiencing Accounting nightmares,
If you breached your Statutory Accounting Compliance obligations,
If your Financial and Management Reporting Obligations collapsed,
If you successfully failed to secure a Consulting Accountant,
If you’re overwhelmed by your Payroll Administration matters,
If you suffered fraud, financial irregularities, want Financial Health checks, Financial Analysis, Due Diligence Tests done on your proposed business transaction or project,
If your Accounting Software collapsed,
If you would like to outsource your Accounting portfolio,

Engage me for a second. What are your expectations? Hopefully, you’re not fighting alligators.

One more thing!

COMPANY OR STATUTORY COMPLIANCE Challenges…

If you’re handicapped by your Company or Statutory Compliance affairs,
If you breached your Company or Statutory Compliance and Reporting Obligations,
If you experienced nightmares with your Business Licence/Permit Processing or renewals requirements,
If you’re stuck with Business Entry regulations and requirements,
If you would like to outsource your Company or Statutory Compliance portfolio,
If you successfully failed to secure a Company Secretary,

No, wait.

Let me be raw and real with you for a second.

How can I help you drive costs and variation out of your business?

Tell you what. I am in a position to do something for you TODAY that no other living person can do for you.

Provided, you’re an entrepreneur, business owner or a professional

SERVICE PROPOSITION

Whether it’s in the middle of the night, at the crack of dawn, on a weekend, or worse-case scenario during a holiday, I’ll reach out and fix your business challenge promptly, permanently. And critically importantly, very professionally!

Hopefully you never face business Challenges. Should the need arises, give me a call, day, night whenever, where ever. A live human being will answer your call.

The only Business SURGEON you’ll ever, ever need!

Not an answering machine! Not voice mail!

I don’t have all the answers to your challenges. But as a professional, I know where to look. Unless, I understand what is giving you restless nights, your pain points, your challenges, your objectives, your expectations I’m not QUALIFIED to serve you. Giving you a prescription before a diagnosis is malpractice. It’s not done! No price shoppers! No freeloaders! My goal is to help you discover the appropriate knowledge for your situation. And, prescribe the appropriate remedial solution.

Your call, Empire!

Best of all, same rate whether you call at 9am or 9pm!

I don’t charge more for evening hours, on weekends or holidays! My fees are PERFORMANCE-BASED, where applicable.

No Hourly rates!

ONLY Fixed rates or Performance-based fees!

PERFORMANCE GUARANTEE

It’s not a done deal until I’m released from the assignment. And, you’re happy with the outcome! If you’re not happy with my service performance, I’ll do WHATEVER it takes to redress the situation. Or I’ll give you back your money and release you as a client. That is, as fair as I can be.

Why? Because the success of your business, coupled with my livelihood, is on the line. Hence, I do business with clients. Not customers!

Think about the dry forest that is destroyed by a single lighted cigar stub.

When in need of prompt, efficient professional service, please give me a call.

Available 24/7, because I never know when your business glitches will arise

Who Is SteelPulse Advisors?

A small specialist advisory firm specializing in providing entrepreneurs and management with long-term, win-win, profitable business solutions! Bulawayo-based, Zimbabwe! Service portfolio comprises Investments, Corporate Advisory, Tax Advisory, Business Coaching & Training, Financial Advisory, Company & Statutory Compliance services.

Led by its approachable founder, Ishmael Hove, with vast working and professional experience! 2001 CIS 3rd Best Finalist Award winner! Has worked in the private, public sector and academia! That is, Manufacturing - Leather, Clothing & Textile! Former Accountant at Hwange Colliery Company, Zimbabwe! And, a former Part-time Tutor at Zimbabwe Open University, Bulawayo for 5 years! To broaden his knowledge base and upgrade his business acumen!

Do you really, really think that I can add VALUE, make your personal and business life BETTER?

If so, I would be exceedingly glad to hear from YOU.

Tell you what.

Go ahead and book your slot for a short-term problem-solving session. Or let us explore in greater detail the prospects of a long-term, profitable, win-win performance-based consulting deal.

Lastly, CLIENT REFERRAL PROGRAM…

Who of your most valued friend, relative or business partner will invaluably diminish his, her challenge or exploit his, her tax –saving opportunity from this proposition? Tell you what. YOU can be the RECIPIENT of a transferrable, redeemable GIFT certificate, with no expiry date. How? Just by referring that VIP to me!

Get a gift certificate NOW. Subsequently, join the monthly draw for the monthly prize. I do what I do, for I know the LIFETIME VALUE of my clients.

P.S. In a nutshell, SteelPulse Advisors are

Value Investors,
Business Strategists,
Tax Specialists,
Financial Advisors,
Business Coaches & Trainers,
Company & Statutory Compliance Specialists!

Service and support available 24/7! Same Call Out rates after hours, on weekends and holidays!

I would be exceedingly glad to hear from YOU.

Parting thought experiment: Be forewarned of the person who knows the price of everything and VALUE of nothing! Wha-t! My foot!

Over to YOU!